knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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jackiethewriter:

flightofdeathfrench:

chaystar:

molly1002:

obstinaterixatrix:

helloelloh:

mon-manege-a-moi:

imonlysleepingtakeone:

dmbroadway:

My president is better than yours!

yessssss

I love that Obama is a Tumblr phenomenon

Look… you can dislike Obama as a prez all you want, but come on. he’s an awesome person.

oh my god his face is killing me

He may be the president, you may not agree with him, but he’s still human. 

Michelle’s reaction lol

LOLLLLLLLLLL

but also can we just say W WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW THAT BOOK IS UPSIDE DOWN

I just want Obama to be my friend. And we’d go to carnivals together and ride the farris wheel and eat cotton candy and he’d give me awesome life advice and we’d hug each other before we went our separate ways, but we’d miss each other so much when we got home that we’d call each other at the same time and laugh at how silly we are. We’d talk through the night and then we’d hang out the next day at the pet store, looking at cats and lizards and he’d buy me one because we’re such great friends. And when Obama isn’t around my mom would ask “where’s Barack today? I miss him. He’s such a nice guy.” 

Can’t I have that? 

candacesciarra:

I really want to try to do these things on a elevator.

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sunchildre-n:

B☯H☼

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imgfave:

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a walk to remember <33

liletsicat:

We boys don’t get butterflies, we get fireworks. We don’t have you on our mind 24/7, but we do have you on our hearts. Often, yes we wait for you to go online, sometimes simply even just being online makes our heart skip a beat, even if we don’t talk. Whenever you talk to us, our face forms that half-smile; it means we are happy but are trying our hardest to not show it, and fail at hiding it. We do miss you all the time; granted, we’d spend all our time with you if possible. We don’t think of the smallest things you say, we think of every word you say, panicking at every single word, trying to define what it really means, to read between the lines. But wait there’s more.

We would love you in a million ways. And once we start loving you there is no going back for us. No matter how hard we try we will always love a girl that has touched us. Us boys when in love will think of that girl first thing in the morning, and think of that girl last before we sleep at night. Whenever we see a couple, our thoughts immediately jump to that girl, and imagine that the couple was us. Every single detail about her is loved; the way she walks, talks, speaks. The sound of her voice. Her laughter. The sparkle in her eyes. Her shy smile. The way she dresses. That cute face she makes when she’s asleep. And the way she says our name that our hearts just explode with mirth, a simple act that no-one else can replicate.

A boy in love with a girl is no simple thing, though ladies stereotype us guys as simple. A man in love is not simple. No. He will be unpredictable. He will be persistent, stubborn, and given the circumstances, if it means carrying you from one side of the world to the other to win your heart, a man in love would. He will be a martyr, giving his all and asking for almost none. He will show you how to appreciate the beauty of the world in a thousand ways, and then he will tell you how much he appreciates your beauty in a million ways. 

A man in love is no simple thing.

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glo0my:

:/

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